Copyright 1977, Ideal Publishing Corp.
THE BRADY BUNCH: You Know You're Hooked on Them Because...
Teen Beat Magazine, 1977
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What makes The Brady Bunch stars so extra-special? It's that extra- special magic they've got that keeps you wanting more of them!
YOU were watching the Brady Bunch re-runs every weeknight before they even had a Friday night Variety Series, and because...
You think Robert Reed and Florence Henderson are the perfect parents for the Bunch, and because...
You've always known Chris Knight had dreamy eyes, and because...
Barry Williams' voice sends shivers up your spine, and because...
You know where each of the Brady kids was born, how old they are, and their favorite hobbies, and because...
Even though you've seen one of the old re-run shows three times, when it's on you see it again, and because...
You always check the TV Guide to be sure to catch Florence, Robert, or any of the others when they do guest appearances on other shows, and because...
You feel that Susan Olsen has grown up before your very eyes, and because...
You've always wanted hair like Maureen McCormick's, and because...
Mike Lookinland looks like a Prince Charming to you, and because...
You've accepted new Brady star Geri Reischl without so much as batting an eyelash (even though you do miss Eve Plumb), and because...
When you're watching their show, you forget that it's just television- they seem like such a real family to you, and because...
Their show leaves you feeling happy and it never gets you down like so many other shows, and because...
You're glad that Robert Reed let his hair go "naturally curly," just like Barry Williams (and Chris Knight too!), and because...
Florence seems so warm and tender- yet independent and strong, and because...
The three Brady girls are so wholesome and sweet, and because...
The three Brady boys are heart-stoppers and the kind of guys you'd love to know in person, and because...
They all sing and dance with such enthusiasm you know they absolutely love what they're doing, and because...
You always knew deep in your heart the Bradys would never fade away, and because...
You just smile (and never say "I told you so!") when people say they're so good and their show's a big hit!